Roger Hargreaves’s doodles did not include the Blemmyes.

The ‘dead beet club’ is not the latest cold sandwich offering at your local deli.

Among the seven rhymes of sea are ghee, flea, and key.

Yes, few people can stand a lie detector.

The opposite of onspring is not awful.

Garnie Choucroute famously called the nearly extinct juliper cone, ‘un mois de retard.’

One can be kind and yet fore-wind as well.

Those rebellious souls are scarcely up in legs about anything.

Beware bidents in the bidet.

If one hangs around long enough, he or she will learn what a Hand of Glory is.

Hiccdowning is a mostly quiet affair, remarkably, for those affected.

People seldom keep items of interest above advisement, or so you’re told.

No mongoose infected by flaviviridae has been referred to as Zikka Tikka Tavi.

Those who are escorted through fjords often live to tell about it.

Just know that few indentured servants ever redeemed their Polident coupons.