Never take an unnatural fall into a natural spring.

Archibald Willard was not visited by the Spirit of Electricity Past, the Spirit of Telegraphy Present, or the Spirit of Mail-Yet-To-Arrive.

There’s a lot to read between the lines of fortitude and patience.

The original ‘original recipe’ of Harland Sanders was not known as the nine herbs charm.

Shouting in sign language does not require one use his or her ‘outside’ hands.

The youngest of the Futharks was not known as Ríta Skrifa.

Saint Vitus’s Dance is not one of the nine identified safety dances.

Dion Meinü was not the first female explorer of the Uncanny Valley.

There but for the face of God goes Grace, William Gilbert.

Avoid the cold fuzzies.

Few cities in the contemporary age wear slouch hats.

The ‘Digesta Hungarorum’ is not the oldest tome detailing the preparation of food in Esztergom.

Attichitcuk can drive everyone crazy, too, by not admitting to being lost.

Designated drivers were scarce the night the 21st Amendment was ratified.

Ajtony was one of the few people to be tongue-tied after his death.