The Olympic Mishka was not the first cozy bear or fancy bear.

Sasquatch Juan has man-made borders.

Everyone ogles at Eglingham Hall.

The Hammer Projection was not a map displaying the affects of the reverend’s pressure.

Timexes work just as well without saliva.

Silver alerts from Hecla Mining Company scarcely are about its abducted board of directors.

Nang Tani was not the lead actress in the foreign film, ‘Yes! We Have Noh Bananas’.

Fingers crossed are more welcome than crosses fingered.

The Emperor of Ice-Cream was not the father of the Dairy Queen.

Spittle is discrete in the spital in the street.

When viewed from above, ‘mortality’ is a small word.

The Ball’s Pyramid is not the celebrated in Cairo at the Pyramid's Ball.

Electronically it is possible to sync one’s battleship.

Pontiac’s Rebellion was not in retaliation to the 2008 US Government bailout.

Those who push all the stops back in are seldom celebrated.