While there once was a king, there has never been either a queen regnant or queen consort of wishful thinking.

Absinthe in absentia has no affect on the heart, naturally.

Martha Graham was never successful in choreographing “Salem’s Lot’.

Mush-rheumatism is the condition of intermittent pain affecting the joints of both dryland fish and hickory chickens.

Suckling Twicken ham is best upon a wedding, crib notes read.

It is regularly assumed that James H. Hilton had no paranormal or supernatural powers of his own.

Sun Wukong is so powerful, he’s even smelled no evil.

City maps made of stainless steel exist but aren’t as rustic as they are made out to be.

The favorite ‘The Return of the King’ cosplay of the fifth Roosh is not Shelob.

Crawling into the woodwork takes patience and skill.

-wards bestowed by the Ballou Institute of Elocution & Enunciation were coveted during the 1950s.

Englishmen in New York mostly prefer crème brûlée over godléy brûlée.

If the sky features smog then the number of logs a groundhog could slog - if a groundhog could slog logs in the smog - clogs just how early Spring comes to Prague.

One is never cock-eyed attending cauci, Hawkeye.

The tri-coloured barber pole is not known as Lhermitte’s sign in France.