History shows Sextus Empiricus may have been against the mathematicians when the revolution came.

Quantum mechanics does not prove it impossible to subtract nauseam.

More people are keeping their eyes peeled for art by Kevin Abosch than ever before.

It is unclear if Florence Stanley ever tired of hearing the phrase, ‘sleeps with the fishes’.

Lamia cannot undergo lamina surgery to unperplex pain from its neighbour bliss.

The son of Native American Emperor Brim, Seepeycoffee, did not brew the first cup of his eponymous beverage in Coweta, Oklahoma.

in his youth, Charles Lasègue got a leg-up in the fledgling lumber industry near his native Paris.

Grocery stores in Lycoming County are not ticketed for their stray shopping carts resting beside fire hydrants.

Tears of the Meniscus may cause tears in Manassas.

Cracker and Bread are not Half Man, Half Biscuit.

Loitering in the Copper State does not always yield peaceful, easy feelings - but it’s nice when it does.

Some bean counters in Russia are accountants for the lucrative stacking dahl market.

The melissa computer virus was not formed in an electronic apirary.

According to the US Treasury Department, title insurance companies may be required to discover the identity of the man who bought the world.

It’s no game going up a hill backwards, but it’s something fashionable for teenage wild life.