Love it: England’s Henry V never played at Wimbledon.

Share the road: look thrice for tricycles.

Izzy, the 1996 Summer Olympics mascot, was not referred to as Xyzzy by residents of Toronto.

At no time in the last century did the women come and go in the room while talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters.

Vlaamse Televisie Maatschappij is not remembered for its original, yet silly, slogan translated as, ‘vtm, my want I!’

Veterans of the 23rd Headquarters Special Troops of World War II never marched in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Belmont Steaks is not the collective term for losers of the Triple Crown.

Some guy named Douwe Egberts finally proved once and for all nobody does not like Sara Lee.

The fächer of most meze-sopranos consist of Mozart’s ‘Così fan Tutti Frutti’ - sometimes referred to as the soubrette sorbet.

World Taco Night did not originate in Silver Bay, Minnesota.

The Battle of Epping Forest lasted less than twelve minutes.

One could travel from the Pontine Tegmentum to the Pontine Marshes across the Bridge of Varolius.

University of Chicago admissions once cared how potential students felt about Wednesday.

June with Spoon is three months prior to September with Pete.

Many pro-life mathematicians get off tangent when they hear about sine die.