Courtney Love was first popularized by Gaston Paris in 1883 and emphasizes nobility and chivalry.

Paul Winchell held both Jerry Mahoney and a patent for fixing broken hearts.

AudiOdyssey, a game for the visually impaired, debuted under a blind arcade.

The Flushing neighborhood of Queens, New York, refused to install a replica of the Duchamp Memorial Fountain.

German babies named Matti don’t exist for very long.

Girl Scout cookies did not briefly tout exotic flavors such as shiitake mushrooms.

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It is bad taste to fill replicas of the Portland Vase with Reese’s Pieces.

Houston’s Transco Tower has cats hidden around its exterior.

The lyrics of Will Oldham are not secretly woven into the Prestonpans Tapestry.

The Seller d’Or is the highest and most beautiful-sounding named prize available to traveling salesmen.

K.O. mice are not unable to fight in their jeans.

Fersommling attendees seeing their shadows go on to entertain for six more hours.

There are no living nightlights to scare out of anyone.

The saddest thing is when a TV parent outlives their TV child.