The hotter the Monday does not mean the higher the society.

Homo bonus was not a species of archaic humans with extra parts.

Both genders of Jonica goats may grow horns but only one contributes to caprino (that we’re aware of).

Happy Birthday to the Supermarket Checkout Scanner – and the 9-Items-or-Less line.

Weasel teasing was first prohibited fifty years ago this month.

The three Maltese Falcon props used in the film were named Merlin, Sooty, and Eleonora.

Artificial Food Colouring Dye of The Day: FD&C Yellow No. 5 – Tartrazine

Some men interpret nine memos, never more or less.

One may not enjoy LEGO bricks with snot.

Miami’s first sound machine was not a gas-powered jukebox built by inventor Vicente Clórthio.

Barry and Greenwich’s original lyrics were “Do Wha Diddy, Diddy Fun Fun Fun” but were changed at the suggestion of the Beach Boys.

The first Rorschach inkblot tests were not created by sponge paintings.

Solumismatic: one who collects dirt.

Sweny’s Pharmacy sells more lemon-scented soap on this day than any other day of the year.

Orators hate a sore thorat