The one Wiseman in Alaska's Yukon–Koyukuk Census Area brought gold. Frankincense and myrrh were right out! #ThemCounties

Duffel baguettes are not small loaves of bread.

Beware the praline with pyrazine odors.

Rotulus was not the first rolling paper.

Plastiglomerates are not the rock-people faction action figures from your favorite superhero movie.

Some quinquagenarian quaestors in the Imperium Rōmānum might have asked, "what the L?"

Performing favors with half effort did not mean you were doing someone a semi-solid.

Few have ever seen a Canoo at rest in Yakutat, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Some later wrote how Marco Antonio Bragadin was really a swell guy under the skin.

Brandishing the caduceus was not a form a ophidiomancy.

Apostolic Caramelization is not due to the Maillard reaction.

Worldwide Logo Design Award winners do not boast an alogo trophy.

Some spotted owls can spot more pork.

Azophi never cited the ta'arjah sultanate as having "angustiae dirus".

Senior Wrangler is not a sobriquet for the mayor of Wrangell, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The Rip Van Winkle tripels is not a trilogy of fabulist tales.

Jack Alan was not faster than you, than ewe, or than yew.

Few parasols will protect you from falling paleosol.

Cat eye glasses do not use catoptrics.

Kickers seldom punt wine bottles.

Snow White would have lost count at the Wrocław Dwarfs.

Chicken, Alaska, in the Southeast Fairbanks Census Area, existed before Egg, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The comic Garfield is known for showing how a cat tires easily of an odious dog.

Paul never wrote dominical letters to Corinth.

Looe bites are not caused by a doohickey.

The Argent Group was not responsible for a massive attack on Paradise.

Jan Hus's refusal to lower his head did not give rise to the rumour that he was the first to hear, "duck, duck Goose!"

The Barton Springs gerrymander is an unendangered spineless creature.

Miners in Skagway, Alaska, never claimed the prettiest woman in the middle was the stone Kanagoo. #ThemCounties

Archimedes did not cite "Eureka" for the addition of orange juice to vodka.

The 2015 split of Hewlett-Packard did not affect the use of HP Sauce in the company canteen.