All Souls College was not founded on November 2, 1438. Or November 11, for that matter.

Cedar Rapids, Iowa, doesn't like to brag but it has a total of five season landscaping.

The Cleveland Browns do not celebrate National Paper Airplane Day on November 18.

William Henry Atkinson never orally confirmed whether mompyns should chew dads' pens.

The Alabama Shakespeare Festival does not celebrate Sir John Montgomery during performances of 3 Henry VI as he's not a namesake. #ThemCounties

Kamado dragons do not lay big green eggs.

Daniel Webster was often kept abreast of the work of artist Sarah Goodridge.

The Life Alert bracelet did not appear in Legends of the Fall.

Beethoven's Fifth was not really a commercial quart.

People, please! No erotic letter from James Joyce mentions goose barnacle.

It is unknown how longer the smell of burnt corn lingered in Monroe County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Sebastian Spering Kresge never knew knew the special hazards of high-energy visible light.

Elliot's eye did not see floaters - even in the Royal Navy.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow did not compose a poem about a payot.

Hero of Alexandria was not considered a party sub at the Mouseion.

The andycappnometer is not a type of breathalyzer.

The creation of western turquoise jewelry was not outsourced to azure Asians.

Violin running in Füssen, Germany, is not a tricrural race.

The mascot of St. Elmo Elementary School in Mobile County, Alabama, is not the Man in Motion. #ThemCounties

In classical antiquity, athletes wearing a narrow band of cloth under their shoe was not a sign of having a fillet of sole.

There was not a statue of Anne Brontë ringing a bell displayed in Acton Town. #BeenUndergrounded

The Reaction of Faial was the loss of the five wounds.

Nepal's flag is anything but square.

There is not an advertisement for salmon, booze, and ube within the Sistine Chapel.

Foliate heads seldom appear in either pelican or puffin crossings.

In Marshall County, Alabama, the Arabs walk like the Egyptians to their northwest. #ThemCounties

Comparing friends to silver and gold makes them sound minor.

Doreset and Devon don't debate whether grandfather's River Axe consists of the same water used by their grandsons, thankfully.

Some believe apostrophe dystrophy sha'n't lead to the end of superfluous punctuation usage.

Maps generally do not identify one-hearse towns.

Jimmy Carter is not referred to as the Old Plains Drifter.