Tie the knot, not the tie.

Namaste is many things, but not a sign of not wanting more tea.

Tom Selleck's egagtrom was never thought of as a maelstrom.

Triumphant entries into Jerusalem were not led by a Palm Pilot.

There are some rules of thumb about tow trucks.

Chuck Cunningham facts: he could count to ten on one finger.

Tycho Brahe was not a brown-noser.

Few cities ever had the bright idea to greenlight blue-light specials in red-light districts.

Some people enjoy their huckleberry foe.

Joshua Abraham Norton was considered a wholly roamin' emperor around San Francisco.

Pedanius Dioscorides did not document the benefits of putting thyme in a bottle or messing around with sium.

Our Toast and Reruns man heard someone actually picked all seven noses of Soho.

Descendants of Francis James Child did not categorize the hard rock power ballad.

Aquarius is not the Zodiac sign of tardigrades.

Apache hominy does not go well with java.

Storm Daniel's moistening of Libya makes it one of the deadliest weather events of 2023 to date.

Few kippah are kept with designs of Amanita muscaria.

The devil's millhopper is not the result of cheese fly larva.

The kissing camels are not kissing cousins.

Rhinoviruses can survive for as long as 3 hours on tours of uncharted desert isles.

The bovine vs. porcine fight is not referred to as the distillation row.

The zug of some #ziggurat zag more than zig or zig more than zag. #DoubleLetterFun

To his credit, Gary Wright never performed "Dream Weaver" atop an adobe brick building with fireworks.

Avoid the Noid's nevoid pepperoni.

Shedeh-Hotep was not the parrot-headed goddess of ancient hieroglyphs.

Some modern sequels with Sir Gawain include his encounter with the Bethnal Green Butcher, the Green Stamps, and the Greengrocer.

No shampoo guaranteed no more tearing.

Britain has a spatial relation with America, but the latter is not part of the ∪ Kingdom.

The Redundant is not the mascot of Centre Middle School, in Cherokee County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Paul Chabas once got in hot water about a September morn.