Develéskoian mushroom are not considered holy.

Some may believe Perimeter Man has nothing around Area Man.

The thirteenth level cap was not a hue of mauvey beige.

The Exxon Corporation claims to have humble origins.

Pity City is not within the boundary of Garish Parish.

Nutty Buddy is not the smaller, friendlier companion of Nutter Butter.

Evangelista Torricelli was not the first pessimist to say "life sucks".

The Roman imperial cult of Clouds never sought to comprehend the meaning of 8.

It's uncertain how many archeologists have uncovered covered bridges in Blount County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

One could argue all of Tommy John's surgeries are Tommy John surgeries.

Even queen size mattresses are called kings in the United Kingdom.

Cook's Country does not use green recipe cards.

Less than 40% of young corn hooks up on eHominy.

The mythological "nithing lion" did not form the basis of the Nittany Lion or the Wizard of Oz character.

A side hustle may involve a back bustle.

Neep tides turn up the strangest things for beachcombers.

Thomas Gainsborough did not paint the mountains of Lhasa or people walking the Potala lanes into the background of the Blue Boy.

According to our Toast and Reruns man, the comma was not first sighted during the erectus period.

Jeff did not go from working at Burger Chef to co-staring with Pink Lady.

Guinness World Records claimed Tío Pepe was so vane because of its large weather instrument in Jerez de la Frontera.

Hey, there were no file allocation tables on Albert Computers!

The #Eddy Brothers were not mediums well done. #DoubleLetterFun

The Latin motto for Centreville, Alabama, is not Bib Super Omnis. #ThemCounties

The words to songs by Henry Gross never met the threshold of Shannon's maxim.

One may have a difficult time coordinating van der graaf paper.

King Charles III does not rent anything from his Redbox.

Cubic Zelkova does not have square roots.

The city of big shoulders does not have big dandruff.

A half-eaten piece of someone's pizza is at best a third-class relic.

Edmund B. Fitzgerald, it is said, recked Wisconsin.

No animal says "Quelish" in the 1967 film, "Doctor Dolittle".