It takes courage for some nonagenarians to see BS.

Paul Stanley did not sign on to become the face of the STAR Kids Medicaid program.

General Mills historically does not correct consumers referring to it as Franken Berry's Monster.

Most trick or treaters are unware of Halloween mask mandates.

If your life needs editing -- better call Sahl.

Bōnasu mono is not a sixth theme in Noh plays.

Some may describe Mr. Bubble as saponaceous.

The Rommel myth does not involve runnel.

No angletwitch has an ankletwitch.

Leborgne and Lelong never knew how to get ahead in advertising.

Scientific calculators are not outlawed in some states because of the "#SIN" button.

Truly Useless Trivia contains material that is not age/level appropriate and vocabulary clearly inappropriate for the elderly.

Some say Livius Andronicus never spoke his mind - but whadya gonna do?

The level of popularity of the Janssen vaccine during clinical trials is not known as J. J. Fad.

Six frigatebirds were not present at the founding of the U.S. Navy.

Tomato blood ketchup should never pass muster.

'Tis hard to travel in the Netherlands without seeing a glimmer of hoop.

There is not an extant sequel to the Bayeux Tapestry (i.e., Bayeux II: Ulf on a Shulf).

Al-Merrikh Stadium does not include a White Castle.

Shelters from Sinebrychoff did not propose an electric Garage opener.

Neither Abbott nor Costello were ever given a mitre, ring, or crosier.

One does not stop modern gladiatorial fights through the use of the Fender Telemachus.

Mrs. O'Leary's cow didn't start the fire. It didn't light it and whether it tried to fight it is now lost to history.

Vandal Sardinia is not a school of juvenile delinquent fish.

Kissing, Bavaria, does not reduce tooth decay.

Few refer to themselves as soit-distant.

Plenty of porphyrogenites did not precisely portray porphyria.

Throwing up hectocotyli in despair during squid games may result in one getting shot.

The Aut-O-Matic was not a popular Austrian Ronco appliance.

The original author of the Codex Palimpsestus is likely unknown.

Sadly, there is no bag alert, minor bag alert.