Eric Clapton's deafness should not result in in slow hand sign language.

Drew Brees did not sign 50 Million contracts

The alidade of Saxe-Meiningen was also a ruler thought to be vain.

The opposite of out discourteous is not Ian Curtis.

One of the nation's smallest Shakespeare Festivals does not occur in Bardstown, Kentucky.

The first magi into the nativity was not named Antepenultimate.

The coffle at your local coffee shop does not lead from the coffers to the coffee.

The phrase "dumpty dump" was not Eighteenth-century slang for a short, clumsy, looptid person.

Helen Keller never sparred with a tub of Parkay margarine.

What in Britain might be called a "fes-tea-val" might be called "fez cloth voucher" elsewhere.

The University of Maryland does not have any terpenoids as its mascot.

Few open Saint Crisper's Day drawer.

There can just as well be too many sous-chefs in the kitchen.

At least its water you're treading.

Dairy Queen outlived the Freezer Queen.

Circles within circles sounds like a square fan theory.

Field Marshal George Wade did not get a writing credit for "I Love Rocky Roads".

BTO took care of business, never Michael Ness or even Michael Ness's business.

Pheidippides did not run in a marathong.

Few know shit about Zanjan.

Yankee Doodle never boasted of a feather in his data cap.

Very few sing songs of the textured operator.

TV Land has no plans for a Hazel Frederick statue.

Post Scriptum is not a cereal.

The lineament of the fungal filament may be between mycelium.

One may offer conjecture Odin contracted conjunctivitis.

William Dukenfield and Audrey Cotter were not in attendance of the grand opening of Flushing Meadows.

A rolling stone gathers swamp.

The 'Porta della Valle' is the 'alpha Gate' of Omegna.

The ancient Romans were not the first to suggest the idea of a broken mirror bringing seven years of useless trivia.