Adding the year you were born to your current street address, dividing by your intelligence quotient, rounding to the nearest hundredth, and then adjusting for compound disinterest is one way to identify the number of the beast.

Few sing lugubrious songs of luge.

Two legs akimbo, one leg akimboe.

No one sings the praises of their own personal Jesus Jones.

It is unknown whether it drove Carmen Miranda bananas to be known solely for her hats.

Kiwis, iwis; kiwikiwi brewis, not so much.

Wendell, Quello, and Bob are not the nephews of the title character in the new Disney animated adventure, Shrimp Tales.

Double-dipping does not apply to magnetic chips and the magnetic dip.

Thou of old Sarum did not add old garum to Salisbury steak.

Few kick penny floaters in penny loafers.

Mummenschanz has not made monumentenzorg status, yet.

Chinese canisters of Tang no longer feature images of goldfish crackers.

Medieval Mediterranean games of rock-paper-scissors did not include Zulfiqar.

Cicero's pet was not an autograph hound.

Frances Bergen was not celebrated in bossa nova song as 'The Girl from Ipana'.

Compilations of K-Tel rations sometimes smell better than Ken-L rations.

Leo Tolstoy never wrote anything about Anna Perenna.

The Monte Carlo method for pie is not random baking.

Old English 800 bottles do not include the phrase, "ic formelte eac ðu".

Edward Cocker's "Spaynel Arithmetick" was not translated into Peninsular Spanish.

Colors of siffleuring marmots are not necessarily arranged in greys or black.

Jan Steen did not see Andy Capp leaving the tavern.

The Forme of Stephen Curry does not describe a three-point meal.

Mr Bumble never tried to find a boy for sail.

The Eurasian Plate is not a form of Polish pottery.

Seldom are children told to not take Candy Land from strangers.

After the 1268 siege, Baibars never claimed to be pro-och.

One would assume every time you come around it is Tower Bridge - not London - wanna go down.

U don't have to follow QAnon.

William Blaxton did not perform the shawm within Study Hill in Shawmut.

Micronesian semordnilaps don't celebrate Yap Day by looking for wages from their employers.