The baroque composition "Melodrama to Saint Ouisconsin" does not glorify 77 square miles of Madison.

Ancient mariners may have used a rhyne.

Few sing about the rhathymia of the saints.

Few ornithologists boast of wren in Rome.

Lifting a finger often requires the lifting of a toe, too.

Specific nutrients, such as iron, returned to its wood did not create an enriched Mayflower. (#Thanksgiving2020)

The turkey in the Straw, Kentucky, is not wild as the sale of alcohol is prohibited. (#Thanksgiving2020)

William Bradford noted a great store of wild turkey at the first #Thanksgiving - yet he gave no one the bird. (#Thanksgiving2020)

Charlotte Russe did not attend the first Thanksgiving Dinner. (#Thanksgiving2020)

Mr. Autumn did not begin life on "The Fall Guy".

Puritans in North America did not promote 'peregrinus superbia'. (#Thanksgiving2020)

The R Foundation generally does not acknowledge Talk Like A Pirate Day.

A female kleagle is not a kegel.

Few ABBA songs were sung in ternary form.

Bed bugs and bed slugs don't often bug slugabeds.

Jains do not play a game called hard to get by its real name, Anekantavada.

Anatidae tessera are not always ductile.

The Travelodge sleepy bear was not named Chaim Torpor.

Geordi La Forge never had an away mission to Newcastle upon Tyne.

The town motto of Abcoude was not "examine your zipper".

Some Cub Scouts promised to be square without trapping a zoid.

The rime table of the ancient mariner Zheng He did not have word for albatrosses.

Ron and Russell Mael are not descendants of Scintilla the Hun.

Scream queens seldom scream at hammer horror vacui.

The Hours of Mary of Burgundy was never featured on 60 Minutes.

Beware the four-lettered Russian welcome mat.

No proemium promotes papadum on the proscenium of the Palladium.

There is no truth a chrusciki is eaten every time a bell is silenced in Poznań.

Kashmir prefers no one hoker the Hokera Wetland.

The second wave of COVID will not bring two-tone ska.