Count Magnus did find black pudding from his black pilgrimage to the ancient city of Chorizo.

#Tryptophan is not a #Transformers cosplay collective.

The great Chicago fire never incinerated a Chicago outfit.

Jeff Lynne did not grade albums on the elo rating system.

Arnold Friberg's 'The Second Game' was not a color-reverse copy of the first.

'Chelsea Morning' is not the theme for Jiffy corn muffin mix.

Weekday vampirs are not widely discussed.

Most electric youth had no outlet to which to dance.

One remembers their first bite of organ dönor kebabs.

Russ, Missouri, is not known for its sumac.

Benjamin Franklin's "Join, or Die" cartoon did not contain a half adder.

Molybdenum is not the leader of the Three Stooges.

Danseur Crockett did not kill him a barre when he was only three.

The Needle and the Damage Done is not a #pub near #Wiltonshire.

Mandalorian is not a portmanteau for a maladroit DeLorean.

Jamaican mento music is seldom referred to as the 'fresh maker'.

The power from François Boullier's first grater did not have responsibility.

Arc Ruffians rob and murder in circles.

Few celebrate the sounds of the Old Christy Minstrels.

Pillsbury never sponsored the 'Spirit of the American Doughboy'.

The PBS P-Head never lived in the NET house.

Erumpenter swans never went forth into Grande Prairie, Alberta.

The Taj Mahal is not dubbed 'maji' in Japanese.

The Montana Rusa is not a type of serpent.

Chicago potage has flowed from east to west, west to east, and not at all.

Pope John XXIII never insisted the Code of Rubrics be printed upon a cube.

The Kabylia football team does not practice kayfabe.

Everybody did not gua sha tonight.

Quiche moraine is not a savory dish with muzzle or snout pieces.

The Bajau people never claimed to want to bang on the eardrum all day.