John Marshall’s surpreme court was never thought of as paludal.

Remember this: ten days from every Hump Day is a weekend.

Incoherently, Sapeck’s ‘Joconde Smoking A Pipe’ is not quite a treachery of the image.

After twelve years of theft at Flanders Mall, de foes were captured and sentenced to Londonderry Prison.

Tara Leigh Patrick has never sung in ‘Carmen’ or acted in 'Electra’.

One shall not find 42 pips in paradise.

The French Francis I, Duke of Nevers, is thought to have never said ‘plus jamais’.

Buying stolen goods is always greener on the other side of the fence.

A Montgolfière-style ballon never flies over a grand jetty.

Unlike the World Meteorological Organization, Sue Grafton will not continue on to the Greek alphabet.

Turn this around: cardioid umbra totality has been known to occur.

There is no antumbra for breath fresheners.

Even though the world is about to feel something, no eclipse has ever described as grindin’, which is kinda like a big deal.

No ellipsis has ever been subject to syzygy.

The Great Snack Cake Migration of the 1930s was not coordinated by a woman known as ‘Tram-a-Dolly Madison’.

Henry IV did not raise epiphany or percy during his reign.

Rose Mary Stretch was not inspired to mind the gap based upon hearing uninterrupted recordings in the London Underground.

Maloik is not genus of dogwood trees.

Rudolph never visited the Land of Parting Gifts.

Any able bodied person is generally appreciated more than a cain bodied person.

Tarn Ashun is not a corrie loch in the Scottish Highlands.

Paul Shorey never met Pauley Shore.

The word ’lineman’ does not readily translate into the Wichita language.

‘Cyrus’ is not an ophthalmological term pertaining to a cyclops.

Tempest in a teapot’ is not comparable to the lesser-used phrase 'Cannikin in a cannikin’.

A prevalent number of people persist percolation prior to perambulation.

Glocal does not define the climate of Jerry Brown’s forehead.

Winnemucca, Nevada, is not often thought as the gateway to going everywhere, man.

Sinclair stations never made the brontosaurus a corporate ‘must-run’ feature.

The Lone Star Gypsum company is not headquartered in Plaster-of-Paris, Texas.

Heraclitus is not the patron saint of indoor plumbing.