Rotulus was not the first rolling paper.

Plastiglomerates are not the rock-people faction action figures from your favorite superhero movie.

Some quinquagenarian quaestors in the Imperium Rōmānum might have asked, "what the L?"

Performing favors with half effort did not mean you were doing someone a semi-solid.

Few have ever seen a Canoo at rest in Yakutat, Alaska. #ThemCounties

Some later wrote how Marco Antonio Bragadin was really a swell guy under the skin.

Brandishing the caduceus was not a form a ophidiomancy.

Apostolic Caramelization is not due to the Maillard reaction.

Worldwide Logo Design Award winners do not boast an alogo trophy.

Some spotted owls can spot more pork.

Azophi never cited the ta'arjah sultanate as having "angustiae dirus".

Senior Wrangler is not a sobriquet for the mayor of Wrangell, Alaska. #ThemCounties

The Rip Van Winkle tripels is not a trilogy of fabulist tales.

Jack Alan was not faster than you, than ewe, or than yew.

Few parasols will protect you from falling paleosol.