One does not use yashabushi to dye the Mitsubishi water chestnuts.

One does not fill canope jars on a canapé couch.

The Claudine screw conveyor was not known for its thunderous flighting.

The chasmaporthetes did not dwell upon the rift-raft.

Ancient Greeks knew ptarmoscopy was nothing to sneeze at.

Legends of Saint Ursula were not the first to go up to eleven.

There was never a gathering of 150,000 Ancient Roman spectators just to watch a pomelo.

The population of Point Possession, Alaska, is not calculated by dividing the total number of residents by the number of possession per game. #ThemCounties

Joe Juneau's gold belt was bigger than Richard Harris's gold belt - or so claims the Borough museum. #ThemCounties

You'll be sorry when you see someone sliding down your sherry flor.

Britannicus limes seldom helped with scurvy.

Most group chaats - some with leeks - originated in some parts of Uttar Pradesh, India.

Jane Goodall has given lectures in primate cities.

Some Lancastrians still ecky thump with a lump in their throat.

Kalle Raatikainen never used a pelican crossing in Pelican, Alaska. #ThemCounties