As the first boom operator, Dorothy Arzner attended wild parties coast to coast, LA to Chicago.

Betamax was not a sign of too much thiamine.

Renault did not debut the R5 on the Île de la Cité to drive home the hatchback of Notre-Dame de Paris.

Salicylic acid is not made from laserwort.

Early inhabitants of the Orkney Islands never bore anyone to tears.

The community volunteer award for citizens in Avoca, Benton County, Arkansas, is not the Avocadoer. #ThemCounties

Some believe both the cornerstone and keystone of Archway tube station is lost. #BeenUndergrounded

Romanians with an excessive or unreasonable desire for their home country do not have romania.

The Nógrád Verseny has confused a few marathoners in that the event is not a Bánk run.

Cruise ships following Cunard line segments seldom reach their destinations.

Don't be fooled by how the she-ass walks, it's still a jenny in the paddock.

A marinara trench is not the deepest area of paste plate.

Zhaozhou's dog does not bark soullessly.

Franklin D. Roosevelt did not hit a nerve with people with phobophobia.

Putti did not reproduce by gypsobelum.

Toilet spoons aren't usually considered an idiophone.

Lay barbers on the Argo did not prescribe golden floss.

Zebulon Pike pre-dates Abraham Maslow's definition of peak experience.

There are not hundreds of coppicing clopelles in Flitt.

The Virgin Islands do not boast a Six Flags Theme Park.

Most people pay way more attention to their NFL team than their local representatives.

The Brothers Four never performed with the Three Brothers of Baxter County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

The Chartroose Caboose was not a big bright green pleasure machine.

The MS Queen Victoria never crossed the Welwyn Viaduct, either.

Assets are not small equus asinus.

The See of Rome is not measured in nautical miles.

'Tis easy to throw shade at artificial intelligent groundhogs.

Lepidopterists do not usually butterfly their prey.