Assets are not small equus asinus.

The See of Rome is not measured in nautical miles.

'Tis easy to throw shade at artificial intelligent groundhogs.

Lepidopterists do not usually butterfly their prey.

Freikörperkultur archivists are more than just history buffs.

English draughts does not appear to have a checkered future.

Harry Harlow did not prefer to eat Reese's Pieces in isolation.

Black Sabbath never toured Chorazin.

There are those envious of others with achloropsia.

Oliver Hutchinson never earned residual payments for reruns.

The acts of the apostles are generally respected far more than those acts of the bishops.

The seethe of Lethe was mostly forgettable.

Cleopatra's muddler is not a obelisk-shaped tool used with amphora euphoria.

You won't walk into any Portland Orange in Portland, Ashley County, Arkansas. #ThemCounties

Signs of U.S. Route 85 have been 86ed.

The world's largest silver nougat did not weigh over 1840 pounds.

Lech, Czech, and Rus are not płatki ryżowe mascots.

Sea Land does not house a Sea World.

It is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while hunting Moose in Pharo House.

It is not a customary duty for recess monitors to demand ball and supply chain.

Colors that Bob Ross never had run across the bottom of your screen: Scheele's green.

Spasm bands are not a non-latex alternative to rubber bands.

There are not hundreds of roads out of Shillington in Clifton.

Angel tube station has powers but no principalities. #BeenUndergrounded

A pew is not the collective names for a group of scratch 'n sniff stickers.

Thankfully, engineers developing the initial London Underground never got their tubes tied.

Subcows do not jump over moonmoons.

Yn Chruinnaght is not a triduous festival.

Uterine vellum was not usual for unsuspecting Ursuline, as far as we know.

Ancient Grecian dairy enthusiasts preferred milk from Magnesia than Thessaly.

Hugh Brannum had green jeans.

After brushing, few dentists promote flossing as "combing your teeth".

A palb is not the collective names for a group of pallbearers.

Scotland does not celebrate New Year's Eve by dropping scones.

Don't bother asking for explanations, but fifty years ago the Jade Emperor's great race did not celebrate the year of the cat.