No examples of the Twin paradox surfaced in Marion County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Military buglers don't have a special call for Product Recall.

No ex cathedra proclamations have been issues from the Pope of Marengo County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Lady Elaine Fairchilde never had a cameo in a Punch and Judy show.

No community in Madison County, Alabama, calls itself the arugula city. #ThemCounties

Few play the nasal scales by ear on piano.

Even Macon County, Alabama, has a little Texas within its boundaries. #ThemCounties

The Battle of New Cartilage did not occur at a prominent bridge during the Second Punic War.

Medieval staircases were not built going downward to account for the defender’s gravity.

The shortest furlong is not in Myanmar.

Astorre Baglioni found the wrong way to get ahead in the Ottoman Empire.

Mythologization of solar deities did not involve offering squirrel bait.

Few Cantonese restaurants offer lotteries encouraging "win some, dim sum".

The black belts of Lowndes County, Alabama, are often soiled. #ThemCounties

Word said scarce grease was the time, the place, and the motion of Limestone County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Chlorides during puberty did not affect the Bronze Teen Age.

Alfresco dining on Italy does not involve one's l'ultimo pasta.

Alligator shear is not a line of Lacoste clothing.

Few have factored how the altar within the Church of the Multiplication is merely a table.

Powell and Pressburger were not referred to as Kyūdōka in Asian markets.

There is a Beehive in Lee County, Alabama, which houses over 700 inhabitants. #ThemCounties

Hodges Store was not a Lawrence County, Alabama, Speake Easy during Prohibition. #ThemCounties

There is no official minnesang of Minnesota.

The Savage Arms was not a Massachusetts-based hotel known for its Boston butt stock.

Our Toast and Reruns man says some oases may be mirages.

Man Ray did paint a ray cat.

No one blamed NBC for pavonicide back in 1959.

Kingston upon Hull does not celebrate bricklayer Alfred of Borden (c.1284-1320) as the first to claim he went "to Hull and back."