Modus ponens requires one to mind their Ps and Qs.

Even vexillologists cannot control their wives who love to put the flags out.

Translocation of soul amylum does not mean to take it to the root - one, two, three, or four times.

Ari Aracari was not the mascot for Kellogg's Gruit Loops cereal.

Royal touch typing did not cure tendinosis.

Broecks seldom go up to eleven in in DeKalb County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

Nurture abhors a #vacuum. #DoubleLetterFun

Now more than ever "now more than ever" is lazy writing.

Few perineums act as a proscenium.

E.B. White did not feature Charlotte in a cobweb plot.

Chicago Opera Theater did not rebrand it's production of Desprez and Cellier's "The Carp" as "The Copi" for aesthetic reasons.

Polycarp's paraph was not a many-sided ichthys.

The bridges of Dallas County, Alabama, are not known as Marian junctions. #ThemCounties

Norway spent to centuries #tittivating Old Tjikko. #DoubleLetterFun

Unlike Neapolitan, Triplice Copia ice cream is flavored vanilla, banana, and strawberry.

The Wends never cried Mary.

Survey Monkey did not begin life as Primate Polling.

Yes, some people of the Ponant levanted. Yes, some people of the Levant were poncey. But what are you going to do?

The only thing stopping a bad guy with a vacuum cleaner is a good guy with a vacuum cleaner.

Dale's Dales pony is not found in Dale's Dale County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The pests in the pasture affect the vassal with the passel. #DoubleLetterFun

Our Toast and Reruns Man confirmed there were grounds for divorce between Mr. Coffee and his wife.

Some gun enthusiasts appreciate callipygian buttstocks.

Beatriz Flamini did not ride the Underground for 500 days.

It is not okay to blow your own cutaneous horn.

Ambergris is to whales as Polkagris is not to Swedish fish.

Jerome Horwitz was not known to calamistrate his hair.

Thank the blue stars you can celebrate Stars War Day!

Star Wars Day was never sponsored by Cerveza Cristal.

Even when the letters of the alphabet are out or order, they still work.

Marie-Thérèse was not May Queen for twenty minutes in August.