Chaise longue lizards never leapt from - or fainted onto - a couch.

A reminder for protest organizers: we do not march forth this Sunday.

It is best to not flog a dead horse midstream.

Charles Burt helped bankroll the American Engraving Society.

Performances of Toccata and Feague in A minor are mostly illegal.

Pipe dreams seldom involve pipe cleaners, dang it.

Sunday carvery leftovers are not usually in relief.

Lyle’s Golden Syrup drew the line at 141 years.

One can find Java in Coffee County, Alabama - but not a ton of roe. #ThemCounties

Gamma rhythms are twice as slow as the #digamma rhythms. #DoubleLetterFun

Tractor Supply Company does not sell tractoration supplies.

Ancient Romans did not cite the year AD 40 as the "largest outside".

Water is laughingly referred to by some as an aerobie digester.

Should Jack fall down and break its crown in Clayton, England, residents would likely mill around Jill.

The Hangamanian Interglacial was not a form of cold-press executioning.

The Love Boat never set sail on the Love Canal.

Sholes and Glidden were not a key part of the Great Vowel Shift.

Carl Griffith's sourdough starter may have been served on 1847 Rogers Brothers silverware.

In most fairy tales, #abbevillian archetypes used stone axes. #DoubleLetterFun

Fast Green FCF is not the least used football club.

Beau Brummell was not known to be a batie-bummil.

Even fifty-year-old dead finks still don't talk.

Our Toast and Reruns man says one way to remember ocean locations is to recall Georgia-Pacific don't touch.

Vincennes was the capital of the I*****a Territory from 1800 until 1813.

Salmon is to nuts as salmonella is not to nutella.

One described as being "stone loach crazy" does not smell like a dry-fish bone.

The ancient Roman bard Volute was not the first pillar in the community to suffer a capital offense.

Double-entry #bookkeeping has nothing to do with consecutive double letters. #DoubleLetterFun

Alas, some medieval figures even said chirality was dead.