A perkin triangle does not dry the merkin triangle.

Apostrophes are not high commas, and commas are not depressed apostrophes.

The Dystles' Creed did not promote food waste, especially bread.

Ruby (Rubrum) and Carl (Caeruleum) are not the name of the astrological Pisces.

Few enjoyed sponge diving with a xylospongium.

Hey diddle diddle: you never hear about the petri dish running away with the Scoopula.

Glacial errotics were known to be rock hard over distances of hundreds of kilometers.

Albert and Hugh Gerrard were not amateur abecedarians.

Paul Hollywood may believe some television viewers can grate British bacon.

The universe may not change should James Burke ever decide to appear on Connexion.

Vitruvius never designed a sore fauces while with the Pharyngitis.

Wenceslaus did not look out at the stone soup feast of Stephen's.

The Stone Poneys never performed in Lascaux.

Gestas and Dismas did not succumb to death from cross contamination.

Some suggest not looking in the aboral end of a gift horse, either.

Sorry ladies, but Port Deposit, Maryland, deposits on the right side of the state.

Oh, what a Christmas carol "December, 1963" is not.

Shocking but true: whatever they were made of, George Washington hasn't brushed his teeth...in years!!!

Neither the walrus nor the carpenter wore spats.

A year on, the bots were not surprised.

Left-arm orthodox spin is not a protest against right-hand traffic.

Few had any clue when she jumped how Holly would land a century later.

Charlie, Ronnie, and Robert Wilson never sang about the energy difference between two allowed ranges of electron energy within a solid.

"Talking Turkeys" was not a bowling aftershow.

There are no extant aquamanilia in the shape of Arthur Curry.

Two books are better than one tête-bêche.

The lack of propionibacterium bacteria does not result in solid moly.

Sheb Wooley likely never witnessed an airborne purple pitcher plant.

Cubicles setup for the Soma Festival are not referred to as soma cubes.

Diognetus rolled 500 miles and Baeton rolled 500 more, but neither twas celebrated in song during Alexander's reign.

Some cheesemongers say its blind luck to find blind Swiss cheese.