Joey Russo never uttered "Whoa" to the unrepentant cities.

Breaking wind doesn't play a broken Aeolian harp.

Penelope Cholmondely often wore contact lenses.

Frikadelle did not originate as fricassee prepared within a citadel.

Alexandre-Edmond Becquerel was known to glower as much as the next man.

Panacea was not the goddess of universal truths and cycles.

Ken Burns's "The American Buffalo" purposely did not touch on wings.

Palomar knots seen from #fishhooks at Palomar Observatory will not catch pisces. #DoubleLetterFun

Jumbo Dolomite is not an elephantine sculpture in Chilton County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The concept of "skeleton on gelatin" is not best illustrated by the gashadokurotokoroten (with sauce).

Citizens of Pantai Remis were not celebrating a landslide victory 30 years ago.

Bitching ewes like bees.

Thucydides von Trapp was not an Austrian singer.

Masala film does not appear atop Masala chai.

Artists of the Song dynasty were not known for paintings of weaning gibbons during waning gibbous.

Franz Carl Müller-Lyer was not the first to know where to draw the line.

The west Vergina Sun does not always shine on mountaineers.

One can only guess how Sweden's Queen Christina would have reacted to the music of Michael Balzary.

Scots have been known to pay many a coin for owning multiple dogs.

Rupert of Hee Haw was not part of any rural purge.

Charles Howell never bribed Dante Rossetti to wear a t-shirt with the words "I Dig The Poetry of Elizabeth Siddal".

Cabbage-based sodas are not marketed as colza (or diet colza).

The root of Queen Anne's lace was not measured in carats.

Don't cha know Carole King felt the grunt under her feet in Poland.

Only rarely does a lexicographer rage about aggry appearing on a puggry.

The brown M&M mascot was disallowed from appearing at Van Halen concerts.

Synchronizing "The Dark Side of the Moon Redux" with 1985's "Return to Oz" yields more prunes and less prisms.

Yes, the eggs in a soufflé délirante are most assuredly cracked.

Few ask where Rocky Mountain oyster crackers come from.

Nikita Khrushchev did not protest shoestring budgets at the United Nations General Assembly.

Trickster spirits in in apprenticeship were not called trayners.