Vox populi from atop the septem colles did not result in seven mons public.

Wildfires in Rhodes are being fought with water, even though it is a Greece fire.

The film "Desperately Seeking Susan" was not a modern retelling of "Erstwhile Susan".

Just because the word "senator" comes from the Latin "senex" ("old man") does not mean they need to be as old as the Hill.

Eschatologists seldom escape from an escrow about the esker.

The sight of Sonny going cuckoo for choccolocco puffs was not confused as Calhoun County, Alabama's Choccolocco Monster. #ThemCounties

Our Toast and Reruns man reminds our readers: don't drink and fan drive.

The encyclical Avem Imperium was not released X cathedra.

Nutty Buddy Cups are not jockeying for a similar nutritional fact label of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Zager and Evans did not tell us in the year 1545 someone coined the word "dandruff".

No paper quire of angels prints principalities.

Kirkpatrick Macmillan did not refer to himself as the popcycle.

Adopt-a-Highway programs do not refer to branded trash as the pick of the liter.

Inchgarvie was never measured in the Scottish inch.

Jane Birkin was known for far more than just being a bag lady.

Pepin's step-brother was not Tappen the hunched-over.

Piet Hein did not claim the minus cube of 3 to be -27.

Barbie only used nine dashes to signify when she was Out Of Office.

Busy signals in Area Code 418 are not to the tune of "I'm A Little Teapot."

Well, you know we're working on today's trivia, and you know we had trivia to totally, uhhh, it's such a ridiculous situation, isn't it? But we had today's trivia, and we would have published that trivia, and it was all ready. Maybe something about teapots next time?

Höhle's Schweizerisch Theorem says life is only perfect when the holes in your Swiss cheese slices line up.

The music of Sforzinda did not result in its designer being remembered as "Filarete of soul".

100% of our trivia is not made with aged vanilla.

No credible aromachologist went on record saying the scent of Benjamin Zalde Hyde was similar to the Allman Brothers.

Those unread online Threads are not called Thrums. Yet.

Harland Sanders and Strawberry Shortcake dolls are not popular Christmas gifts even in Japan.

Some say Columella heard tales on rural affairs from his bos.

The Isle of Manchild is not a crown dependency.

No ambiguity here: holy cow leaves holy shit on holey ground.

Industry in Butler County, Alabama, is said to be unincorporated. #ThemCounties

Some roads to hell are paved with phosphogypsum.