Citizens of Surrey don't speak much about Ewell salts.

Few wear Zill's tilapia on their fingers.

Pepperidge Farm has yet to sell taiyaki.

Tilia is not a Britannicus lime.

The blazon of the Smith Brothers' coat of arms does not include the phrase, "arms on a lozenge".

The University of Cambridge never had its own version of the Apostles' Creed.

Woe was not brought to ancient Thebes by citizens wearing hominy necklaces.

It took readers fifty years to appreciate Lewis Barnavelt not living in a TikTok house.

On average, less than twelve percent of baby bok choy become juvenile delinquents.

John Gast did not paint Manifest Destiny's child and refer to her as Columbiana.

R. F. Delderfield's pamphlet for Pixie Day was not considered doggerel for saying the mythical creatures do little.

Cottage cheese creation could be considered cottagecore.

The first Mr. Men can start receiving US Social Security retirement benefits in 2033.

No signs of the Tyndall effect were ever reported in the suspension of Bullock County, Alabama. #ThemCounties

The "Jeffrey Hudson" is not a menu option at Dagwood-themed sandwich shops.

One must stand atop about 32,000 #threepences to reach the top of No. 1 Croydon. #DoubleLetterFun

Saint Patrick did not drives snakes into a Caduceus shape.

Off-broadway theatres exist on and off Broadway.

Goody Samaritan was not anyone's wife on the road from Jerusalem to Jericho.

It does not take ten thousand dollars to participate in a salmon chase.

A random sequence of single, satisfying notes but with disastrous, unintended results is the chance melody.

Most Anglican vergers do not wind up between a roadway and sidewalk.

No clotheshorse has won the triple crown.

Sounds sheepish, I'm sure, but in Lincolnshire, most pimps are limited to five.

Our Toast and Rerun man has not found any instances of someone throwing glass beads in a stone house.

The Fisher Nut Company did not devise the Fisher protocol.

By comparison, Ecuadorian hats are not made from the wool of Panama sheep.

'Tis best not to adorn oneself with borrowed prunes.

Some say bon voyage to the Beaune voyous et harmonie.

Channel 1 in North American is not regulated to constant reruns of "Taxi".