No Caesar uttered "pan-pan" when their pizza delivery was urgent.

Lucky Charms never featured marbit in the shape of K-dwarf stars.

Barbour County, Alabama, does not boast a petrified whiskey bottle. #ThemCounties

A lamb laid down off-broadway, too, but there wasn't a mob so few heard about it.

'Sermo Vulgaris' is not researched by those that refer to themselves as vulgarians.

Canute the Great did not create the position of Guide to the Sands.

Braterstwhile is not the name of a scrapbook series celebrating pork sausage recipes.

Few play stalking horse on a vaulting horse.

David Karp likely never saw an English Short-faced Tumbler on his dashboard.

The Montgolfier brothers took the adynaton "quand les moutons volent" to new heights (and a duck and rooster).

Pardon my French, but l'armée du baiser n'est pas une véritable force terrestre.

تبدو الصدمة والرعب مختلفة بعد عشرين عامًا.

Few remember Forgotten Man's origins as the whatever-he-was.

The banana equivalent dose of Josephine Baker's radiating costume was never measured.

In space, no one can hear ice cream.

Edgar Rice Burroughs is not considered the grandfather of the Sour Patch Kids, thanks to his synthetic men of Mars.

Zorro never licked El Marko.

Juggling has been seen everywhere from Beni Hasan to Benihana.

Some believe, according to our Toast and Rerun Man, the spherical cow merely rolled over the moon.

Sacerdotalists never offered #saccharoidial surprises. #DoubleLetterFun

Wilco will celebrate it's demisemiseptcentennial in 2169 - likely without Jeff Tweedy.

The Laundry Project accept donations even during Lent.

Hasty pudding may make wasty pudding.

Trivia about passive acquiescence will appear eventually.

Mizaru was not an early mascot of the Columbia Broadcasting System.

Clement was not the patron of clark, or clerks, mores.

The Musicians' Desk Reference covers more than the string section.

Cubes do not have six side hustles.

Seven Hyundais do not one Hyunweek make.

The music of Swing Out Sister was never used in acne treatment commercials.

The band Reverse Lorries never recorded a version of Barrington Pheloung's theme from "Inspector Morse".