The 1957 Thessaloniki International Fair did not have a lagniappe frappe booth.

Orthopedic surgeons seldom cite the credo, "you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip".

Ray Wilson was the Genesis loci for only a few brief years - and one album.

Mohammed Ousfour never damned the Moroccan sun.

Soft drink aficionados are mostly aware Posca is not an ancient ancestor of Fresca.

Most finials do not have affinal relations.

Do the math: 1999 was 40 years ago.

One must have been stone crazy to think otherwise, but Londonbeat did not get girl "even by thinking about it".

Władysław Gliński did not base his chess variant on Pappus's hexagon theorem.

Earth, Wind & Fire live shows were never reviewed as 'all wet'.

Some bromatologists have quite the bromance over brunch.

Kiritimati should not be mistaken as the Island of Misfit Toys (again).

The Hawks never celebrated Band books week.

Grass of the Victory Garden was not always greener on the other side of defense.

Only the tiger shark style of comb has the sharpest orlings.

Saint Patrick's saltines are not a brand of multicolored soda crackers.

Our Toast and Reruns man says plaid camels are party camels.

Some happenings were seen before September -- but it's not like anyone wrote a song about it or anything.

All signs show a cosecant grows calescent as lengths of the hypotenuse and opposite side come together.

Never forget the one year anniversary of some bullshit pay-per-view boxing match.

Today is not National Big-Fat-Hen Day.

God Saved the King Charles Spaniel.

The Icy Hot Stuntaz never performed in the former Republic of Amrutanjan.

The scottish fold is not origami with Scotch tape.

You're not the only one sneezin' at the sun, afraid of what you'd find.

William Gibson never wrote an appreciation of flagellants called "The Miracle Whip".

Simcha Bunim did not have one hand in his pocket and the other givin' a dukhanen.

The Dutch did not forbid sourwood, or sorrel trees, in the township of Morey, New Amsterdam.

Rappinghood was not one of the woredas in Ethiopia.

Malebolgia is not responsible for Hexapawn.