Tim Horton is likely running out of time to market holes as the Queen's Timbit.

Few could stomach Thomas Aquinas's "Omasum Theologica".

Robert Vaughn's career did not include commercials for the law offices of Felling, Tyne, and Wear.

Construction of a building's substructure is not boring.

John James Audubon was not the first to sit through aucupation therapy.

Urologists do not usually mention the phrase "good to the last drop".

Gog and Magog were not bog bodies.

Accepting cookies at the Girl Scouts website does not result in free samples, no matter how many times you visit.

Steve Winwood never wistfully sung about being back in jai alai again.

Charlie's hairdryer drains 1,875 watts of power.

The Shirt Tales greeting cards never propagated the use of Digger slang.

Chantelle n'a jamais publié une recette plus "décontractée" pour la vinaigrette française.

The "Official Table of Drops" did not prove no two snowflakes were alike.

Few remember the color of the bowl of anemones.

The Columbia Livia is not a Washington D.C. based musical festival occurring near a columbarium.

Few tik-tik flies appear in Tik-Tok files.

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Opening the bottle of sacramental wine does not need a church key.

Bubbly-Jock is not a Scottish carbonated soda.

Partial ruins of Caisleán na Blarnan are not referred to as Blarney rubble.

Bacharach and David did not consider composing "What's new, Pyewacket?" for "Bell, Book and Candle".

A badly suntanned Ray Milland was not a variant of the Maillard reaction.

The Doric anta capital was not Navarino.

Cheese does not necessarily go through a Wisconsinan Stage.

Few are ever able to offer one thank.

The shorter Dorians fighting in the Peloponnesian War were not nicknamed doritos.

King Vitamin did not abdicate in 2019.

Today is not National Knock-at-the-Door Day.

The blue-nosed bastards were not a type of bream.

Diognetus and Baeton are not pace car manufacturers.

You seldom ever see anyone out of a jiffy, you now realize.