Stealing a hand of glory may be considered a five-finger discount.

Allan George saw.

Most architects are glad bridges are not truly held up by red tape.

When life gives you ylemons, some may make ylem-ade.

Civic Day is celebrated in Canada - and in Japan - for Honda-related purposes.

Meteorologists seldom issue advisories about posticipation.

The multigrain is not a hypothetical collection of identical or diverse grains, including our own.

Man alive, currently the Lord of Mann on the Isle of Man is a woman!

Roger ap Catesby Jones begat Catesby ap Roger Jones who begat Catesby ap Catesby Jones.

Superheated, yet sourered, water is not the result of the crème frasch process.

Dick and Harry were not members of the Tom Tom Club.

Tracey Ulmin never performed a cover of Steve Hackett's 'Ballad of the Decomposing Man'.

Sedan chairs seldom supported sedentary sedums.

IUPAC did not decide on the nomenclature of Lawrencium in the Arabian Peninsula.

One hardly hears of the dacoity of daikon.

The slogan of "Ling Chai" brand products is not "a watched pot slowly boils".

The human body's fight against monosaccharide sugars is not referred to as bellicose.

The Potato Head family cites George Lerner as its taterfamilias.

O. J. Simpson did not run from 2600 hertz.

The Who song "Substitute" had succedaneum lyrics for the American single.

Betampona preserves are best when left in the precambrian basement.

Hobbing is a hobby to some.

Liquid products sold by Johnson and Johnson are not stored in Johnson solids.

Pule cheese comes, pulegone cheese less so.

Chris de Burgh's "Lady in Red" has not yet been performed in Paviland Cave.

A 1997 date with IKEA lasted less than three minutes.

Pueblan milk shakes are not flavored with cherry, chocolate, and vanilla bands.

Augean is not the taboo of Irish gold.

'Suzakumon' was not the prequel to 'Rashomon'.

Holly Gohardly was not described as an oliguric.

Thankfully St. Louis never billed their monument as the Arch Deluxe.