Elizabeth's candy statin was not a true hypolipidemic agent.

There were at least two men named "Preserved Fish" in the 1790 census.

The secular work "Taciturn Cistern at Nocturne" does not celebrate the weeping prophet Jeremiah.

There is no Victoria vice-principal.

The Citizens band is not a musicianship co-op.

Opera houses do not often have opera cars in their adjoining opera garages.

If you answered all previous trivia questions correctly then you've more than earned the perfect score of 2400!

No one licked Salmon-Thirty-Salmon for knowledge.

Pillow talk is not just full of sheet.

Few bother to check whether their ducks are in a column.

The sun always shines on television but at solar noon the zenith angle is at a minimum.

The Microsoft Kin was reportedly disliked by Microsoft Kith.

Castling was allowed at White Castle, not White Tower.

Corners of Brighton pavement are not marked as "underused" along Embassy Row.

At least Năsal cheese knows its own odor.

The Magdeburg Hemispheres is not a Rush cover band.

William Gilbert did not attend magnet schools.

'Battle Abbey' was not the name of the more combative columns belonging to Pauline Phillips.

No groups of numbers are safe and soapy germane primes.

C.T.R. Wilson did not find a doxology on Ben Nevis.

Rod Serling might have found the Discovery Zone just as disturbing.

We'll wheel out the weal again soon, so it is said.

Your shins will not wither counterclockwise.

William Burke is not a playable character in the classic game, The Organ Trail.

Staph Appreciation Day comes less than once a year!

Some Yeomen Warders are raving vegetarians.

There is no epiphany for US federal fiscal year celebrators on October fifth (or sixth).

Pudd'nhead Wilson was not known for smoking pudding grass.

Skopje was not the first Skype.

Murphy's petrel does not lay eggs in its mortar.

Ancient architects were aware of the anfractuous, fractious Acanthus.