Some poor #pumpkin carving results are referred to as 'pepo dismal'.

Dust bunnies are seldom selected as either pets or meat.

Nicholas Nickleby never expressed interest in gas and gators.

Easel your mind and the wrest shall follow.

Tertullian never thought quaternions as ridiculous.

Undines are generally not invited to Earth, Wind & Fire concerts.

The Letter People never made epistolary remarks during their television program.

People saving face seldom freeze it that way.

Mrs. Sandman did not divorce her husband for lack of her own song.

Rock does not beat liquid paper.

Horses in Pablo Fanque's Circus Royal were reportedly checked for Histeridae.

Naw and Manaw does not refer to individuals, peoples, or lands surrounding the Firth of Forth.

Tremelo, Belgium, has seldome trembled due to earthquakes.

There is not much folderol needed when faffiing a farandole.

One may search long and hard for a perfect, dry putty-nosed martini.

Ferdinand de Saussure posted no bills in Old French Sign Language.

The patents of François Marcel were never transcribed in wavy Permic script.

Muirhead's inequality does not factor in slices of Japanese bunching onions.

Double dactyly matrices are often referred to bistochastic.

Electronically stir-fried rice noodle dishes are not referred to as iPad thai.

NBC's Saturday Night was not originally a Saturday night special.

Edsger Dijkstra did not invent an algorithm for nighttime rolling stock.

Anatta does not impart a yellow or orange color to non-selfs.

Carl Linnaeus never invited King Phillip over for soup or spaghetti.

Riunite on ice, that's nice; Riunite in heat, that's sheet.

Soay beans are not best served with lamb fries.

Skatole atole takes its toll on drinkers.

The postamble to the United States Constitution is read less than one may expect.

Barbari bread was not served on Good Day L.A. during the mid-2000s.

Benjamin and Robert Knight were not known for their shivarees in their skivvies.

Few enjoy chicken soup with sole.