The man with the golden gun was never described as lulu.

The repertoire of the typewriter proprietor will not be left to perpetuity.

Lyrics to Cheap Trick's 'In Color' were not originally published in Word in Color.

The Flaven Dialis were not the jesters of Jupiter in ancient Roman religion.

Flatbread existing only in two-dimensional space is just silly.

The Forty-Four Islands are not 4.3999 percent of the Thousand Islands.

Christie’s oldest organ is not in the Basilica of Valère.

In the French commune of Var, Rians' hope is for graps.

Titanium does not go well with jam and bread.

Recognizing innovators in aging is hardly old news.

Anish Kapoor did not serve a beanfeast for those polishing Cloud Gate.

Not many narwhals nest in nuraghes.

The English Civil War was not chevelures against Whigs.

Schlemiels and schlimazels surely steer clear of sheermal.

Mary Butterworth was not referred to as Mary Peccable.

Beezus never referred to her younger sister as "Remora Quimby".

Many muddle to guddle in a puddle.

Matchbox Twenty albums were never described as "vigesimal" by Rolling Stone.

Isinglass seldom is in glass.

No Kalaimamani ever complimented the Kalamata of the Kalahari.

'Yugo Girl' was not a mascot dreamed up by Zastava Automobiles executives.

Job's wife was not ingrained.

Dopplerganger radar does not detect ghosts in the machine.

Camptown ladies were not feverish about typhus.

'Life of Pi' was not about Frosted Flakes.

City walls of #Toledo, Spain, were built by several civilizations and seldom holey.

Wine is the grape's raisin d'être.

No one ever called anyone mother in West Lynne.

If Constantino Brumidi's fresco, 'The Aposiopesis of Washington', were never painted—

There is little interest in inferring the inferior infare.

It's just not easy being bleen.