Aristotle's organon was not said to be the "brightness of the mountain".

The publishing house 9G never tried to multiply the availability of the e e cummings' output.

Viatica was not a form of traveling lofts in ancient Greece.

Many people heel for Apulian tacos.

George Washington's teeth did not sleep in as many places as he was thought to.

The list of Wainwrights contains no one named Wainwright.

The oldest markets of thymus vulgaris are not referred to as mature T sells.

Peeping Thomasines exist.

No one in Calabria craves the cosine of the Coscile.

A French parade was not once led by 76 people waving paper clips.

The character Kappa Smurf was never seen living in a corrugated fiberboard box.

David Coffin never sang about Virginia Rowlands.

Mickey Rooney did not keep a yule log.

Missing-in-action farro is seldom celebrated.

Ancient Sybarites were the first group to publicly bring on any dancing horses.

One could never shake hands with the entire population of China.

Many hikers wear out the ball of their foot at the foot of the Balls in the Sierra Nevada.

The novelization of 'Airplane' was never an airport novel.

John Vianney was not referred to as dry Curé d'Ham.

Ancient Grecian rowers were not the first to announce "alley oop".

One elephant's foot was known to have a half life.

Timbal timist of Timbuktu tire of their timorous timbre.

Citizens of Terra-Amata were the first to play Nice.

Those commenting on Jannene Swift's rock were not referring to the engagement ring.

The best-known D Day was in a BA-year.

Kappa Smurf did not live in a corrugated mushroom house.

Peter Throckmorton did not discover the Dartos tunic on that uninhabited Greek island.

Johannes Brahms did not compose five songs about the fun lilac shrubs.

Some Holy Roman Empire relic hunters sought a piece of Westphalia.

John Cor was never revered at any Whisky a Go Go nightclub.