Wolves, among other animals, appreciate those born to rewild.

Emotions seldom spiral in a double helix.

The enumeration of ovinous events does not preclude slumberous events.

There is a totative amount of totems.

Acrobates are not known for their acrobatting

Stuart the Tuart is not a giant in Australian tree folklore stories.

Ancient Greek Marilo poets were employed by miners for gulping.

The Kwakiutl do not great friends with yoyo.

Weld was used daily - not just Tuesday - as a treatment for bruises in Roman times.

French Somaliland never waged guerre on the guree of geela.

The Prose Edda does not refer to the waiting time for Ragnarök as 'Iktsuarpok'.

The Beagle Channel never converted to high definition.

Tsujigirls were the oiran found at crossroads in feudal Japan.

The man in the moon never tamed the wild lunar mare.

One may be gussied in wellies.

Fractures in rock masses sometimes sprout jointweeds.

Many a jointuress has found joyance.

Scotland no longer hosts an annual Buckfast Zydeco concert series.

Lumberjacks never lose sleep over the lumberous aspects of wood.

Avitohol distillation has not been deemed ohol in Croatia.

One may hear a squush while squeezing and squizing to see squid.

No space heater can exceed warming three linear dimensions.

Elena Nito was not the first mini-estrella luchadora.

Images of David Rizzio were never used to advertise the 57 varieties of the Heinz Company.

One's world is mostly the same once one encounters a forrest tump.

In Slavic paganism, the muskrat lov is not known for its adhesive properties.

True tsuris is tsutsumu in a tsunami.

Glenn Anzalone did not own Danzig Connection.

Pith helmets did not originate in ancient Hesperidium.

'TimesSquare' are not key concepts in algebraic multiplicity.

Aunt Jane's nephews were not lazy or unadventurous.