Never pat putti in puttee.

Milton Hershey's concept for the Kiss was not based on the shape of the ancient Roman Suavium.

Beware buildings that installs permanent slippery when wet placards.

The first American YMCA existed 125 years before a theme song surfaced.

Yesun Temur was not a Mongolian chuiwan expert.

Fringe should not be serried on top of any surrey.

Christmastide is not holiday detergent.

Santa Claus traveling from one side of the world to the other does not make him bi-polar.

'Tympanic' was not Scrooge's sudden anxiety that the young Cratchit boy was missing.

It is possible to drink both squashes and shrubs.

The O'Donnell dynasty never grabbed rule of the International Red Cross movement.

It is unclear if an aspergillum can cease pervigilium.

The von Barner never barnstormed Vedbygård.

No one ever celebrated losing their lunch up in here, up in here.

Ypsilantians are mostly okay with snow settling atop their water tower.

It is unknown if there are Chemical Step-brothers.

Wild grains are not used for bread in captivity.

The peculiar penumbra of penne is not a sign of creepy pasta.

Speakers of the Eastern and Atkan dialects know how to use your Aleutian.

Only an A-hole blocks the F-hole of a cello.

Earl De La Warr was not known for Dover sole.

Theodore Roosevelt did not have an arcto file in his post-presidential office.

Ghatam City was not the pejorative phrase for when Gotham City went to pot.

There is a place for ploce.

No one ever gave Graham Stack the finger.

In Scottish mythology, Minnie was Mickey Mouse's mother.

Spread skis at night, Clare Bousquet's delight.

William Travis is not a playable character in the 1st & Ten computer system.

Bisacodyl was not discovered by the Dulo clan.

Linzer sablés are not served to horses in Linz stables.

Milk would float in the Milky Way, and Milky Ways float in milk.