Actors in Hammer Horror films were not fined for corpsing.

Ernest P. Worrell was not a character in "Varney the Vampire".

Silly string theory tests the validty of Los Angeles Municipal Code section 56.02.

Residents of Parrott, Georgia, prefer not to be known as psittacinists.

Soul coughing is not a result of too much soul cake eating.

Chemical chaperones do not prevent bonds forming on molecular dates.

The tour of St. Martin's cloak did not give rise to the cappellanu chador.

There is no Egyptian Book of the Dead Kennedys.

Amedeo Avogadro did not constantly play whac-a-mole.

One of Hephaestus's symbols was not baking soda.

Super Mario never appeared in the "Love Hotel" series of games.

The Empire State Building gets struck by lightning bugs more than 20 times a year

Tigger sharks do not bounce in the womb.

One should be mindful of bell-ringers for the Salvation Navy.

Of all people, Ludwig Jacobson had the nerve to never play his organ.

Holism is not the scholarly interpretation of Courtney Love lyrics.

Google's menagerie has a panda, a hummingbird, and a penguin.

Ulrich Phillips preferred not to be known for Antebellum blellum.

Ostara festivals were not celebrated during the spring of the Roman Empire.

Bienne, Switzerland, held the first Hamilton watch party.

Basil Mesardonites did not brag about his 'ocimum tenuiflorum'.

There was next-to-no controversy over Bob Dylan's electric toothbrush.

Pedants have said for years it should be either "PM Dusk" or "AM Dawn".

Curiosity never killed an entire field of felids.

Most phrases on mugs are not legally binding.

Malle Babbe was not a malleable baby.

Blaschko's lines are only visible under certain conditions - such as under UV light.

Taconite, Minnesota, is not known for its hotdish burritos.

The first Iowa State University dining area was not called the Ames Room.

Presenteeism is the opposite of absenteeism.

Ip Man did not have an IP address in Ipswich.