WD-40 is not miracle spring water.

When life gave the ancient Greeks Lemnos, they forged Hephaistia.

No treatise was signed at Miramare Castle in Trieste.

No census taker is desperately seeking Susan District cities.

Electronic cigarette refusal is cited by some as JUUL of denial.

Godfrey Harold Hardy never contemplated a sequel entitled "An Anarchist’s Antapology".

'Sssssss' is one of the few movie titles with no vowels.

There is no alexiteric against shadow sickness at Tirich Mir.

Wapello County, Iowa, celebrates the Ottumwa equinox only in the fall.

There are as many days left this year as there were Disney dalmatians.

The little brother of Flotsam and Jetsam was not named Bedlam.

The music of Swing Out Sister was never used in ‘The Tomorrow People’.

The sequel to Herbie Hancock's "Bose Wave Radio" informercial has not been in development hell.

There was no reason to be farouche while riding inside a barouche.

Ancon, Greece, is not the birthplace of proletarians.

A fan of Steven Lisberger does not self-identify as a Tronie.

No agonistarch ever perpetrated the use of starch.

When thrown, boom vangs don't come back.

Richard Dreyfuss did not win the Dreyfus Prize for his film about the Alfred Dreyfus affair.

Deep Purple never made a fine winding sheet.

Arnold Layne never sang "Auld Lang Syne".

There is no premium perineum.

Anthony Perkins never endorsed Hershey's chocolate syrup in commercials.

One's unguicule ultimately cannot un-move a uvula.

There is no agnate for Agate, Colorado.

Burger King in New Brunswick, Canada, does not promote the flame-grilled Dungarvon Whopper.

Troxler's hi-top fading was the heir apparent to other optical illusions.

Alogotrophy is not the excessive use of fast food restaurant logotypes.

Unimportant people are not little wigs.

Narcissa Whitman did not have an excessive interest in her own language abilities.