Mary Ann Nichols never spat with Nelly Holland about living in the Spitalfields.

There are no original extant T-shirts boasting "Catholepistemiad".

Settee sales are mostly misinterpreted by Levant navigators, who often believe transactions are rigged.

The first angora sweater was not sold by a Grecian agora debtor.

Al Veary did not receive a Guinness world record for excess cerumen.

Technetium was not native to Tenochtitlan.

PowerPoint Rangers are considered bellicists for using bullets.

One never has enough volcanic tuff.

The Mediterranean Sea never said goodbye to the Felucca.

No one would truly scupper a supper

Salmonella is a stereotypical serotype.

An unsteady protractor never causes angletwitch.

The bacillus of Salmonella erotica was contracted by Bacchus because of its ribaldry.

Otitis Media was the not the first publisher of "Percy Anecdotes", a book about common scolds.

There is no freeway to ride near Love, Arizona.

Few celebrated the direct-to-video sequel, "Devils in Dugout" - except maybe Richard Conlin.

Censorious swimmers find fault in the moat of Jim Beam.

Slingshots, catapults, and pneumatic cannons are permissible in competitive cookie tossing contests.

The Atakapa were not the first to overwinter under Spring, Texas.

Sega music on Mauritius seldom celebrates the hedgehog.

Neither "Fiat" or "Fuet" appear in the Faetar dialect.

The metropolitan symbol of Tokyo is not referred to as an arbelos.

It is a sure bet that the Lusatians did not develop sherbet.

Saxoniae limes are not preferred in German cocktails.

It is unclear if the early bundesadler caught a oncordat of worms.

The space of gong culture does not revere Chuck Barris as much as you'd think.

Ureter have fright and ureter will go light.

There is no sound you know to compare with pure intonation.

Constantine VI never sang an early version of the song, "Goodnight, Irene".

Simon Wiesenthal never partook pomegranates in Pomerode.

Wend tribes that participated in the uprising against the Holy Roman Empire essentially decried Mary - and other Christian religious figures.