Fainting as a feint is quaint - and sometimes effective.

Domenico Leccisi never spent a weekend at Bernie's.

No Burundi emcee has called the Livingstone–Stanley Monument the "king of rock".

Memorial Day was never referred to as Uniform Monday Holiday.

Whether Steve Winwood ever traveled safely across Hope Memorial Bridge is uncertain.

The silent film version of Frank Capra's "Mr. Deeds Goes to Town" was called "Acta Non Verba".

Mount Caramel never burnt in Candy Land.

Juice Newton never mulled over singing the theme to 'Newton's Apple'.

Bodhisattvas bear little interest in generating botifarra.

The Saucisson Sack did not win the Salt War.

Del Amitri's 'Not Where It's At' and Beck's 'Where It's At' cancel each other out.

One who delivers a baby is not yet known professionally as "the overtaker".

The provisions of Oxford came long after the university was founded.

Extensive footnotes overflowing from Tottel's Missel did not yeild Tottel's Miscellany.

A muffuletta sandwich with feta is not referred to as "molfetta".

Carlo Innocenzo Carlone was stuck in Lodi only for frescos.

No venography has been completed on the vane atop the Tower of the Winds.

Nightclubs in Moss, Norway, are banned from distributing vegetable sulphur.

Mother Day is not usually celebrated with sourdough and kombucha.

No guv has been asked if he could spare two squid.

The Woodmen of the World have no treatise on the mortise.

Oktoberfest celebrations generally don't allow beating on a bratwurst with a baseball bat.

The video for Roxette's "June Afternoon" was filmed indoors - maybe on some November morning.

It once was thought Theodore Roosevelt had the bulliest pulpit of all Americans.

No abbey contained the Mothers of Invention.

"LiveJournal" did not derive its name from the obsolete word 'vejour' ('viewers, experts').

The stomach of Publius Valerius Poplicola never celebrated a victory over sardines.

The closest confidants of Maximilien Robespierre were said to be in his "robesphere".

Removing the brownie points does not leave a brownie triacontahedron.

Avoid Smile With Lays bags with the Glasgow Smile.

When your supervisor asks for a word, know that it will be more than the one.