Kellogg’s did not briefly consider ‘Perry Jacks’ as a pear-flavored companion cereal.

There is not a verso side to a dolma.

Georgetown, Texas, does not serve Amaranthus dubius during Red Popeye Days.

The world's first flying unmanned bicycle was the 2014 Velodrone.

Prince Prospero's abbey did not contain a green room for its performers.

The Biblical Twelve Spies did not have turncoats of many colors.

Cushinons on the streets of Austin do not lead to the French Legation.

The boustrophedon is not a polygon with just two sides.

Few tattle on the ariose hum of the Tata Aria.

Samuel Houston did not arrive at Lynch's Ferry saying that he was there 'to chew gum and kick ass'.

Grapevine joints are seldom smoked.

Running into steam may cause one let off steam and then run out of steam.

The 1968 Olympics were not known for celebrating cubits.

Everyone is worth his or her salt in Pangasinan.

The fork in the Tyrian River is not referred to as 'byzantine'.

The American Automobile Association did not help with the Council of Tours.

Even the best battle-tested bastions busticated by and by.

Even in his youth in West Virginia, Lou Holtz never played along the krummholz.

Palace of the Peacock does not refer to 30 Rockefeller Plaza.

J.J. Schweppe did not develop a process to manufacture carbonated mineral water near a tributary of the river Würm.

The Craigellachie Bridge was not built by members of the Craig family in Waxahachie, Texas.

Potatoes are not spirit animals.

Reveille reverses the reverie we hold revere.

Earworms, Nebraska, is not known for its ears of corn.

Former students of Thomas Byrth decried being called 'birthers'.

Extinction of the family ferugliotheriidae was not for being fergalicious.

Do not doubt the danger of dislodged dirk and dornick.

The highest rank of Amerigo Vespucci was Pilot Major, not Captain.

Cat-scratch disease gets a lot of play in Tartarus.

No man in the back ever said 'everyone attack' to cause a beer hall putsch.