Henry Roeland Byrd disdained the term 'jubate'.

Genealogy tests indicate Holly Golightly is not a descendant of a Hoplite.

Sillabub' was not the name of an aborted album by British blues rock band Cream.

Glenn Yarbrough was not originally contracted to no more than nine albums.

Most human blockheads are not known for their onychophagy.

The sorrow or misery of one not having chocolate did not lead to the creation of Baby ruth.

Heracles hardly hoarded hesperidium of the Hesperides.

Simon Proctor was responsible for a septenary of serpents.

Few were fond of fossicking French fossette fossils, as far as we know.

All attempts to market atorvastatin as liptauer were dubbed ‘käsig’.

A famous example of whitewashing in film was the 1973 American musical film adaptation of the Mark Twain classic, Tom Sawyer.

The Apple War of 1971 was seven years prior to the Corps battling the Computer.

William Henry Harrison never wore a Urban VII medallion.

Revellers at the 1832 Munich Oktoberfest soundly refused to sing ‘Here We Come A-wassailing’.

Isadora Duncan was said to be startled at the site of giant Muffler Men.

Arches of sand in the Zin Desert are not referred to as the zin arcade.

Gorse, Furze and Whin do not promote Rice Krispies in Iberia.

Bass wave at 32 feet, perch fewer.

It was not a crime for the Reims Bible not to rhyme.

One is never successful at pinball in the tower of Pisa.

Signor Obiter Dictum was not the first cheesemaker to ‘buy the whey’ for rennet.

Tonsuritis was abandoned by papal order as recent as the 1970s.

Invisible ink hides the most blank verse.

Pope Innocent IV never canonised Short, Sharp, and Shock.

Infighting between chocolate-covered peanut butter candies demanded the creation of a justice of the reese’s peace.

Broken wigs, even when flipped as high as possible, were never used to help anyone fly again.

No one ever bought pink slime (in the ice machine) at a food lion.

Peddling witches have never been on trial.

Tanzania does not celebrate September’s first Friday by recitations of Animotion’s ‘I Engineer’.

When the original Roman month mensis September was altered it became known as the deviated septem.