Today is a day known for shifting stones in Argentina to spill, plunge, tumble, topple, plummet, and descend - yet strangely enough not leap.

Hollywood’s smallest night is celebrated mostly by a single party hosted by Ailean Smythey.

Kimberley Rew’s row regarding roux rubbed Réaux raw.

Mazel toffee obeys Kashrut laws on the molasses.

There scarcely is a division of joy, as written by Nikolai Gogol.

Catherine II’s 1781 charter was because she handled the citizens of Romny, Ukraine, with kid gloves, or mitts.

‘Top Knot’ is neither a chain of New England-based seafood restaurants or an award for most sells/sails at Old Navy.

In terms of proportions, four kill two mockingbirds can be reduced as two kill a mockingbird.

The character length of a notice that is less than 150 centimeters would be considered ‘short’ by purists.

Citizens of Athens generally frown at inheritances being read aloud at the Tower of the Winds.

Baristas in Australia voted to discontinue wearing fair-trade wigs.

Paul’s Third Epistle to the Corinthians was not to inform the church about the Doric and Ionic orders.

An epithet for George Dillon would be ‘resourceful Déjàvu.

There is not a ‘No Outlet’ sign at the eastern terminus of Brixton’s Electric Avenue.

When told to ‘have a good one’, it is long known that citizens of Lowndes County have sought clarification by asking, 'a good one what?’

While there once was a king, there has never been either a queen regnant or queen consort of wishful thinking.

Absinthe in absentia has no affect on the heart, naturally.

Martha Graham was never successful in choreographing “Salem’s Lot’.

Mush-rheumatism is the condition of intermittent pain affecting the joints of both dryland fish and hickory chickens.

Suckling Twicken ham is best upon a wedding, crib notes read.

It is regularly assumed that James H. Hilton had no paranormal or supernatural powers of his own.

Sun Wukong is so powerful, he’s even smelled no evil.

City maps made of stainless steel exist but aren’t as rustic as they are made out to be.

The favorite ‘The Return of the King’ cosplay of the fifth Roosh is not Shelob.

Crawling into the woodwork takes patience and skill.

-wards bestowed by the Ballou Institute of Elocution & Enunciation were coveted during the 1950s.

Englishmen in New York mostly prefer crème brûlée over godléy brûlée.

If the sky features smog then the number of logs a groundhog could slog - if a groundhog could slog logs in the smog - clogs just how early Spring comes to Prague.

One is never cock-eyed attending cauci, Hawkeye.