The tri-coloured barber pole is not known as Lhermitte’s sign in France.

History shows Sextus Empiricus may have been against the mathematicians when the revolution came.

Quantum mechanics does not prove it impossible to subtract nauseam.

More people are keeping their eyes peeled for art by Kevin Abosch than ever before.

It is unclear if Florence Stanley ever tired of hearing the phrase, ‘sleeps with the fishes’.

Lamia cannot undergo lamina surgery to unperplex pain from its neighbour bliss.

The son of Native American Emperor Brim, Seepeycoffee, did not brew the first cup of his eponymous beverage in Coweta, Oklahoma.

in his youth, Charles Lasègue got a leg-up in the fledgling lumber industry near his native Paris.

Grocery stores in Lycoming County are not ticketed for their stray shopping carts resting beside fire hydrants.

Tears of the Meniscus may cause tears in Manassas.

Cracker and Bread are not Half Man, Half Biscuit.

Loitering in the Copper State does not always yield peaceful, easy feelings - but it’s nice when it does.

Some bean counters in Russia are accountants for the lucrative stacking dahl market.

The melissa computer virus was not formed in an electronic apirary.

According to the US Treasury Department, title insurance companies may be required to discover the identity of the man who bought the world.

It’s no game going up a hill backwards, but it’s something fashionable for teenage wild life.

Denim-clad djinn are not known to lie on their backs in lamps or other such vessels.

Neither Curiosity nor Opportunity have spotted any huntsman spiders - yet.

Black stars look very different when one views them from sitting in a tin can.

Legends surrounding Sebastian of Portugal indicate it was from his reign that power naps first became vogue.

Fronds of Barnsley ferns are figured to last infinitely.

Gnostic gendarmerie greatly gerrymander giardiniera.

Catholic monarch butterflies do not form from Holy Mountains lavra.

People are at their most cheeky when coming off the effects of a buccalnalia.

Because of the Coriolis effect, a base tone does not denote a bad age in the Southern Hemisphere.

The New Rochelle and Huguenot Historical Association is one of the oldest American historical associations specializing in Paine management.

Charles the Bold won the Battle of Sluggo but was defeated at the Battle of Nancy.

François Boullier proclaimed the “grater society” with the advent of his new-found kitchen utensil.

Leopoldo Fregoli did not have a twin sibling named Neil.

The Emperor of the Yā Dynasty never performed the ‘duck and cover' maneuver in ancient Beijing.

Stephen was the first hungry king to eat Gisela's Bavarian creams.